Like a ripe fart Joe Lateshow fever is wafting under the nostrils of America. Since our official launch my phone has been ringing off the hook – and it’s not just my bookies for a change.

The media is all over me like crazy on Britney Spears. Katie Couric has been text messaging me for a one-on-one interview – and I think we all know that”one-on-one interview” is just code for hot, monkey sex. Love you, Kate!

I’m also proud to say I’ve even gotten good feedback from real life celebrities. For example, just minutes after the press release went out, none other than Jerry Seinfeld blogged about me! Yup, that’s right. I didn’t know old Jerry had a blog but, sure enough, there was a picture of him:

Thanks Jer! Let’s do lunch.