Like a ripe fart Joe Lateshow fever is wafting under the nostrils of America. Since our official launch my phone has been ringing off the hook – and it’s not just my bookies for a change.

The media is all over me like crazy on Britney Spears. Katie Couric has been text messaging me for a one-on-one interview – and I think we all know that”one-on-one interview” is just code for hot, monkey sex. Love you, Kate!